23 Reasons Why It’s Delightful Being A Baby

Babies lead a delightful life, and if you talk to GEICO customer service, you’ll be delighted too!

1. You never have to brush your teeth (and your breath still smells nice).

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2. You have a portable bathroom at all times.

3. Your preferred mode of transportation is crawling.

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4. And you can eat whatever you want and never worry about your weight!

5. You get wheeled around everywhere!

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6. You can fall asleep wherever you like.

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7. You won’t get in too much trouble if you make a mess!

8. Animals love you!

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9. If you want anything, all you need to do is cry.

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10. You get awesome birthday parties and get to smash your face in cake.

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11. You can be naked anytime you like.

12. You are easily entertained.

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13. Any time is nap time!

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14. You can never have a bad hair day.

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15. You can be an emoticon in real life. :3

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16. You never care what others think about you.

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17. Your Halloween costumes are always the cutest.

18. You get the joy of experiencing something for the first time!

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19. All your food comes “pre-chewed,” and you have fun cutlery!

20. You are the center of attention, and everyone caters to your every need.

Which is exactly how GEICO customer service treats you!

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21. The world is your canvas.

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22. You’re just really mobile and portable.

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23. And it may be your fault, but it’s okay, you’re a baby!

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24. And if these babies didn’t delight you, how about a baby… puppy!?

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