1. What do you call two straight days of rain?
2. What's the problem with winning a sports championship?
3. How do you use your surroundings in nature to tell the weather?
4. It only rains two times a year...
5. What do you call the big pointy sign above a tourist's head?
6. "I can't believe it," said the tourist. "I've been here an entire week, and it's done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?"
7. A newcomer to the city arrives on a rainy day. It rains the next day, and the next day, and the next. The following day, she goes out to lunch and sees a young kid and out of despair asks, "Hey, kid, does it ever stop raining around here?"
8. Meteorological experts predicted a massive flood that would destroy the world. The president went on TV and announced, "Our scientists have done all they can. The end is near." The mayor of the city came on and said:
9. What does daylight saving time mean?
10. Weather is the atmospheric conditions in a location at a given time, for example:
And climate is weather over a period of time in a location, for example:
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