gbarchek earned the Trash Collector Award on Oct 09 because of their love for trashiness! Only on the Internet can you receive an Award for trashiness. Also, at The Oscars. And, like, anything to do with Daytime Television. So, lots of places.
gbarchek earned the Cute Spotter Award on Jul 10 because of their love of cuteness! Note: BuzzFeed has reluctantly discontinued the practice of sending a live kitten as a prize for this achievement. This Award will have to do!
gbarchek won the Sonic Screwdriver Award on Jun 23 because of their love of Doctor Who! Or possibly they got this award randomly now because tomorrow they're going to go back in time and earn the award in the past. Time paradox!