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Get ready to feel guilty after you stop laughing. Percy Foster was a 3-foot-6-inch dwarf who starred in the UK porno “Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go.” He bore an uncanny resemblance to celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. Welsh agriculture officials discovered Foster's body in an underground chamber, leading to this grisly headline from British tabloid The Sunday Sport.

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  • ahhh the old “porn dwarf celebrity chef lookalike badger death” story. if i've seen it once ive seen it happen a thousand times.

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  • Whoever gets to hell first, save me a seat, I'll be right there.

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  • Ramsay surely screams like hell after getting this inconvenience news.

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  • Read this and the first thing I thought of was this video… one ticket to hell please, window seat.

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  • Euw, it eats sex dwarves, NASTY

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  • Honey badger don't care. He just eats what he wants!

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  • Now Ramsay should cook & eat that badger. Circle of life…complete.

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  • Hahah, heard this on the radio while driving into work. Almost crashed laughing.

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  • Now if only the real Ramsay would follow suit.

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