Get ready to feel guilty after you stop laughing. Percy Foster was a 3-foot-6-inch dwarf who starred in the UK porno “Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go.” He bore an uncanny resemblance to celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. Welsh agriculture officials discovered Foster’s body in an underground chamber, leading to this grisly headline from British tabloid The Sunday Sport.
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The Most Epic Tabloid Headline Of All Time
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/the-most-epic-tab...Get ready to feel guilty after you stop laughing. Percy Foster was a 3-foot-6-inch dwarf who star...