• “I made a poor choice (when I slept with John Lindsay), and I woke up the next morning…itchy. I believe in karma, I just didn’t know it would happen overnight or that I would be punished with these little critters. That scared the hell out of me. Have you ever had crabs?”

    "I made a poor choice (when I slept with John Lindsay), and I woke up the next morning...itchy. I believe in karma, I just didn't know it would happen overnight or that I would be punished with these little critters. That scared the hell out of me. Have you ever had crabs?"

    (REUTERS/Fred Prouser)