Mrs. Brady Had Crabs

    Thanks, Florence Henderson, for infesting my childhood nostalgia with pubic lice. On a book tour touting her new memoir, "Life Is Not A Stage," the 77-year-old star of The Brady Bunch can't seem to stop screaming from the rooftops that she got an STD from former New York Mayor John Lindsay back in the '60s. Here's just one example, from her interview with Joy Behar.

    Gavon Laessig
    by Gavon Laessig

    BuzzFeed News Reporter

    • "I made a poor choice (when I slept with John Lindsay), and I woke up the next morning...itchy. I believe in karma, I just didn't know it would happen overnight or that I would be punished with these little critters. That scared the hell out of me. Have you ever had crabs?"

      "I made a poor choice (when I slept with John Lindsay), and I woke up the next morning...itchy. I believe in karma, I just didn't know it would happen overnight or that I would be punished with these little critters. That scared the hell out of me. Have you ever had crabs?"

      (REUTERS/Fred Prouser)