Man Files Police Report Over Fake Facebook Profile

    Lance Mobley filed a complaint with police about this Facebook profile, which he claims was created by his ex-girlfriend's father, portraying him as a male prostitute and pedophile. All of this happened in the great state of South Carolina. On top of it being virulently homophobic and racist, the grammar is hilariously atrocious. Can you be charged with run-on sentences in the third degree? Maybe hit and run-on sentences?