So he can give moustache rides while doing the splits.

AHHHHhhh!!! When I first scrolled down to see the picture, I yelped in fear and reflexively closed the browser window. Do not want.

And those chops!

So he's doing porn now?

Because he's from Belgium, that's why!

Fuck yeah! But he's breaking the mustaches-shorts rule. No mustaches with shorts.

Moar like Man Damme, amirite guys?!

That mustache is not only manly, it's stylish. Look carefully at how it maintains a perfect balance between being full-bodied but also well-groomed. Not many men have successfully cultivated a mustache of that size that nonetheless has the gentle sweep and clean lines as JCVD's. All in all, this is a mustache style from the past that takes advantage of modern technology and sensibilities. This mustache marks its wearer unmistakably as a man of the future.

Van Damme-it that looks pretty good.

He's so old. All my 80's heroes on in their golden years.

It doesn't look bad