"Hotlines don't bling, they blink." Via Whisper.
Literally just pick your favorite one.
Start your long weekend right!
Good game, good game, goo game, goo game, g'game, g'game, game, game, game.
Can you locate the Packers, Seahawks or the Patriots on a map of the USA?
It was a big year for WTF, apparently. Looking at you, Kellogg's.
Love is eternal, but guac is extra.
"I gotta lifetimeaknowledge."
Chrissy Teigen baked pies.
BuzzFeed News reports on homegrown terrorism in the United States and how it affects our daily lives.
"I never realised that a neck-life would be such a transcendental life-changing experience for me."
Get in my belly.
You think you know everything, but do you REALLY know everything?
"Those of us who are fortunate enough to have our dreams come true, we have that moment happen, and then it's like, holy shit, it's really scary," director Ryan Coogler told BuzzFeed News. "That's what this fight was for Adonis." SPOILERS!
If only they knew.
"You've got to be pulling my leg, THIS is Ranch?" From this tumblr post.
Can you choose between the real Disney character and the very similar impostor?
RIP all these people, you will be missed.
"Working retail during the holidays makes you hate people more than ever." All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
Six seconds of utter perfection.
Blue Apron and its fellow meal-in-a-box services promise to streamline dinnertime. But they produce a whole lot of waste to do it.
Gentlemen, please desist.
"Obviously Chinese people have mastered the art of making gold out of thin air."
On his tiny family farm, Neal Carter invented an apple he thinks can help improve global health, minimize food waste, and change the agricultural landscape forever. But will anyone actually eat it?
Don't worry, you basically don't have to get off the floor.
Just say no to juice cleanses.
'Tis the season to shop 'till you drop!
How much do you really know about alcohol?
Say hello to Motion Portrait.
"She must be a prostitute."
Read this with a glass of water because you're about to be thirsty.
AKA "weekend plans".
You should totally read this instead of finishing the grant proposal that's due by midnight.
Three may be a crowd but it can also be a whole lot of fun with the right approach.
Books for people who love to go ~behind the scenes.~
"Accidental boob graze. I'm sorry."
"The area is NOT secure," police wrote on Twitter.
Police believe 27-year-old Corey Morgan worked with two other men to lure Tyshawn Lee to his death in retaliation for previous gang shootings.
The attack Friday in Kano, Nigeria, targeted moderate Shiite Muslims and is believed to be the work of Boko Haram.
New data from UNICEF also says the disease is the second biggest killer for adolescents around the world.
This holiday season, we want to roll around on motorized two-wheeled scooters — and China wants to give us what we want, as soon as we want it. BuzzFeed News travels to Shenzhen, the world capital of memeufacturing, to see how your Black Friday sausage gets made.
The company opened stores early Thursday morning, and won't close them until late Friday night. It's a time staff "actually look forward to," its president says.
From a gold market crash in the 1860s to awful traffic in Pennsylvania 100 years later, the name of America's annual shopping frenzy has a long history.
BuzzFeed News reporter Joshua Hersh is reporting from Brussels; the BuzzFeed France team are in Paris.
President François Hollande paid tribute to the 130 victims of the Paris attacks, which took place two weeks ago today, saying they were "massacred because they embodied liberty." Many of the relatives were in attendance.
Turkish fighter jets shot down a Russian warplane Turkey said had strayed into its territory Tuesday morning, provoking fury from Russian President Vladimir Putin. Russia denies the plane entered Syrian territory. One pilot was shot dead in the air by Syrian rebel groups, but a second was rescued and returned to base.
Trials are collapsing amid warnings that historical convictions are unsafe because of "glaring" systemic failures at UK’s serious crime body.
He was reportedly detained immediately.
Who could have guessed you wouldn't always want those lyrics under your boob?
It's Thanksgiving – time to celebrate and reflect on the petty, passive-aggressive things about our friends and family that make them who they are. Here are some of the truly great moments in passive aggression.
Because we could all use a little help.
Lots and lots of skincare.
He's spent the year cuddling dogs and shutting down sexist questions. Oh, and taking his top off too.
The video, ordered released by the judge, shows Laquan McDonald being shot by Officer Jason Van Dyke last year. WARNING: The video is graphic.
Aunt: Your tattoos are a lifetime commitment. Me: Your marriage wasn't. #ThanksgivingClapback is hilarious.
Let's give up and let the animals take over.
More like Love FACTually.
Because living in a world that's obsessed with teeny-weeny bikinis isn't always easy.
This probably happened when news about the last couple World Wars broke too, right?
Can you find it?
"Oh shit." —These people
Seriously, though, would you actually be friends with her?
Learn something for once, ya knucklehead.
Jordy Hurdes has been left with muscle spasms and a stutter that might be permanent after a bad reaction to an Ecstasy pill. WARNING: Contains footage that some may find upsetting.
Worrying is your specialist subject.
"I can stick things in so many holes."
Maybe don't try this at home.
Trust us, they are incredible. Possibly even better than her studio version.
Or maybe it's just us?
An ode to the dogs who made us feel better about ourselves this year.
A post in a female meteorologist Facebook group started a trend that's showing up on television screens around the country.
Because of course it is. She's Adele.
J.K. Rowling is the master of cleverly hiding clues.
All sandwiches should last forever.
~Listens to "Hello" on an endless loop~
Sleep tight! ;-)