2. *wife enters walk-in closet* “So, honey, where should we put YOUR clothes?”
4. *husband looks at bedroom* “Ah, where the magic happens!”
6. Realtor: “This would make a perfect kid’s room… or… an office.”
Nice save, I guess.
7. “This one’s about $25,000 over our budget, but we think it’s the one.”
10. “We need more space to entertain. We have A LOT of friends.”
Here Are The Top Stories
- The family of Sandra Bland, who died in a Texas jail cell in July three days after she was detained during a traffic stop, filed a wrongful death lawsuit in federal court.
- Migrant deaths in the Mediterranean have exceeded 2,000, making 2015 the deadliest year for people trying to reach Europe, according to the International Organization for Migration.
- Fox News has announced the 10 Republican candidates who will participate in the first debate of the 2016 U.S. presidential race on Thursday.