2. *wife enters walk-in closet* “So, honey, where should we put YOUR clothes?”
4. *husband looks at bedroom* “Ah, where the magic happens!”
6. Realtor: “This would make a perfect kid’s room… or… an office.”
Nice save, I guess.
7. “This one’s about $25,000 over our budget, but we think it’s the one.”
10. “We need more space to entertain. We have A LOT of friends.”
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- U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry will travel to Cuba later this summer for the opening of a U.S. embassy there.
- Nicholas Winton, who saved more than 650 Jewish children from the Holocaust, died at 106.
- Mozambique implemented a new criminal code that removes a colonial-era law criminalizing homosexuality.