1. So what if you're not in school anymore? Designate one summer day as the "last day of school."
2. Oh, and I bet you think that you're too old for incredible pool tricks.
WRONG.
3. Don't even pretend that you can look at a sprinkler without wanting to jump through it.
Don't lie! Be honest! IT'S FINE.
4. What is the point of even going to the beach if you're not going to ride some waves on a boogie board?
5. Remember when you used to run on the beach until you felt like your legs would fall off? That's still allowed.
6. What are you doing? Reading? On the beach? You can read anywhere. It's sandcastle time.
7. Any summer can be a summer of love.
8. Salt water in your hair feels NICE, don't wash it out! Come on!
9. Turn off that stuffy car air conditioner and roll down the window. Your hand's an airplane now.
10. So what if the sun is going down? The beach is still awesome.
11. Observe: Catch a firefly in your hand, make a hole to look through, watch it light up, and let it go. Repeat.
Go on! Frolic!
12. No one's going to be mad at you if you bring some classic scary stories to a bonfire. Literally no one.
13. Basically just shirk all responsibilities on account of "it's summertime."
