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What A Typical College Football Saturday Is Like If You're A Dog

It's that time of year again! Time to spend an entire Saturday enjoying the greatest sport on earth. To all the dogs out there who'll be fighting for your attention, we say #SorryForAllTheFootball. Brought to you by FOX Sports 1, the home to bigger and better college football games throughout the season.

If only dogs enjoyed watching college football on TV, too. Life would be so much easier for everyone.

1. You wake up at sunrise.

2. But something feels a little odd.

3. OK then. Fine. You try and read a magazine to kill time.

4. You decide to pull on your flashiest outfit in hopes of pulling some attention away from the game.

Nope. But, whatever, you look good.

5. You even stoop so low that you throw on a football uniform to try and get a game going with the neighborhood dogs.

6. Enough pretending. Back to the house!

7. All right. It's time to go join your human in the den and wait until the end of all this football business.

8. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, right?

And, honestly, sitting on the couch is a rare luxury.

9. But wait, what?!

10. OK, who are you kidding? The game makes ZERO sense.

11. Then suddenly, it's HALFTIME!!!

12. But the flurry of action only lasts for 20 minutes, and then you're back on the couch.

13. Somehow another two hours pass, and the game is still going.

14. Then, miraculously, the game ends, and you have all of the attention again!

Whether you're a human or a dog, enjoy the ups and downs of college football all season long on FOX Sports 1!

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