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13 Reasons This College Football Season Might Be A Problem For You

It's gonna be easier than ever this year to spend an entire Saturday on the couch. Why? Because #SorryForAllTheFootball.

1. Your pets will have to cope with some minor disruptions in their daily schedule.

2. A few important household chores might get put off just a little bit.

3. This could lead to some concerned looks...

4. ...or some harsh words.

5. You'll be at increased risk for groin strains...

6. ...tendonitis of the elbow...

7. ...and bed sores.

8. And these health risks may cause your significant other to develop hypertension.

9. Your moods may drift between extremes of gloating...

10. ...frustration...

11. ...and Zen-like bliss.

12. This "new you" may be too much to bear.

13. And your loved ones may sink into even deeper despair if they happen to look at the list of games scheduled on Fox Sports 1.

I guess all you can really say is #SorryForAllTheFootball.

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