18 Reasons Why Schmidt Can Do No Wrong

The man, the myth, the legend. He almost turned a lesbian straight once. He is to be studied. Educate yourself in the School of Schmidt, Tuesday nights at 9/8c on FOX. The show? NEW GIRL. Oh and look out for a special episode on Thursday night, April 4th.

1. One man kissing another man has never been wrong, but my God it’s never looked so right.

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2. Schmidt’s pre game psych ups are the source of all his powers.

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3. If it’s a question of bathroom hierarchy, Schmidt is always on top.

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4. He sees the good in all of us.

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5. Correct.

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6. Even when he’s dressed as a gaudy cowboy, he can convey real, sincere emotion.

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7. Scratching an unreachable itch under a pelvic cast is no longer revolting. It’s friendship.

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8. The hat is not wrong. Your attitude is wrong.

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9. Even his self-centeredness is endearing.

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10. He wears many hats!

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11. It’s like he invented MOVEMENT!

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12. He’s not afraid to be upfront about his emotions.

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13. He takes what’s his. Everything is his.

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14. He’ll help out a friend in need…of fishing something out of a wetsuit.

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15. He has many thoughtful insights on contemporary film.

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16. He re-invented fishing, and he did so magnificently.

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17. He drinks 2 proof melon flavor liqueur, and no one says boo. Except Nick.

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18. This works.

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