1. Talk about how desperate you are to be with someone. ANYone.
2. Propose on the spot.
4. Get really intense.
5. Describe your perfect date. Make it...special.
6. Get a bunch of random friends to crash the date.
7. Start comparing your date to a celebrity.
8. Order a food that's disgusting to watch someone eat.
9. Cry.
10. Critique other couples on dates.
11. Get offended and storm out.
12. Eat the food then gtfo.
13. Politely tell them that it just could never be.
