1. Space Travel at the Speed of Light
“Oh, I’d LOVE to take a trip to another galaxy for the weekend,” said no one, because we just can’t figure it out.
The fact that it takes an entire plane ride to get from point A to point B just seems like the biggest waste of time, IMHO.
3. Robot Servants
Okay, yeah, we’ve got a long way to go before this one becomes a reality. Until then, can we get a napkin over here?
4. Time Travel
I mean, it’s 2013, and I’d like to meet Shakespeare before I die. Let’s get cracking, science!
5. Mind-Reading Device
It could either be the best invention in the world, or something that would ruin MANY relationships. Either way, we’ll never know. Yay?
6. Jet Pack
You know when you get that urge to fly, but you just can’t? Yeah, something needs to be done about that, like, yesterday.
7. Bringing Back Extinct Animals
I mean, who wouldn’t want to walk amongst the dinosaurs? You’ve seen Jurassic Park, right? And had nightmares for weeks? Whatever, it’d still be cool.
8. Memory-Erasing Wand
Remember that time, when you did that thing in front of… BOOM! Never happened.
9. Device to See What Others Are Dreaming About
Is he playing with water coming out of a faucet? Is he giving a row of mice high fives? SO MANY QUESTIONS LEFT UNANSWERED!
10. X-Ray Goggles
We really need these for “scientific purposes”… yeah, that’s it…