3. Eating anything with tomato sauce AND keeping your clothes clean.
Wouldn’t this be great?!
4. Being fiscally responsible AND buying that new skirt you totally don’t need.
If only you could save for retirement by shopping!
5. Oversleeping AND making it to work without your boss noticing.
It’s a dangerous game for sure.
6. Hosting a house party AND not having to clean up afterwards.
Hopefully you have really awesome friends.
7. Posting your political opinions AND avoiding the internet trolls.
9. Going off on your boss AND getting promoted.
This has probably never happened, but you can still dream, right?