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    • sophiemiller thinks The News According To Snooki is Trashy  about 7 months ago ×
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    • moyw thinks The News According To Snooki is Cute & LOL  about a year ago ×
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    • Ceiling Cat a year ago

      I adore Snooki no matter what she does. This was hilarious!

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    • blakevl thinks The News According To Snooki is LOL  about a year ago ×
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    • Douglas Heidland a year ago

      It takes a lot of work to pull off this level of stupid

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    • Aaron C. a year ago

      I bumped into her a few times here in her home area around season one before this all blew up. She is actually a pretty nice person, fucking short as all hell, but still nice.

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    • Mario Rosas a year ago

      Dear Snooki, You know what you CAN do with no power? Deep throat a 12 gauge and tickle the trigger with your toe.

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      I kind of have a love/hate relationship with her

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      Just as inane as normal news.

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