24 Signs Your Addiction To “Hearthstone” Has Become A Problem

Hi, my name is Josh… and I’m addicted to a card game you play online.

1. You’ve read all the card descriptions.

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2. And don’t care that most of them are just dad jokes.

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3. You’ve crafted golden cards for their animation alone.

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4. It’s given you a whole new appreciation for the skill of accounting.

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Creative accounting, that is.

5. And you’ve even made a spreadsheet to determine whether you should play Arena or just buy packs.

(Only play Arena if you’re confident you can consistently win 4+ times.)

6. You’ve seen the Hunter become the hunted.

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7. You’ve had dreams about being able to play this…

 

8. …but this is the nightmare play that wakes you up.

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9. You’ve thought about how cool it would be if HS were a physical card game.

Then quickly realized that it’s a bad idea.

10. Sometimes you think the game is trying to tell you something.

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11. Like, REALLY trying to tell you something.

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12. You can accurately predict what card order opponents will play.

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13. After Naxxramas was announced, you finally understood what it was like to live the hoarder lifestyle.

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But all that gold is really starting to burn a hole in your virtual pocket.

14. You’ve found yourself watching covers of Warcraft II songs.

15. You remember pre-nerf Pagle like Vietnam.

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And deal with it accordingly.

16. You’ve felt the glory of facesmacking someone with a Grommash.

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Or two. Or three.

17. You understand what a once-in-a-lifetime pack is, no matter the language.

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18. You’ve learned the hard way that you don’t come between an ape and his bananas.

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19. And you’ve finally found an answer to what came first.

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20. You’ve felt the unique satisfaction of drawing someone to death…

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21. …and you’ve also stared death in the face.

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22. You’ve gotten a pack like this and still told yourself, “it could be worse”…

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23. …you’ve even gotten this Arena draw and told yourself the same thing…

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24. …but in reality, this is the only thing that’s worse.

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