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    How To Eat Breakfast Like Hunter S. Thompson

    Not only did Hunter S. Thompson buy his coke like a boss, he was also known for his epic breakfasts. He enjoyed them alone, and "almost never" before noon, with multiple courses, and quite the unexpected "dessert."

    Josh Fjelstad
    by Josh Fjelstad

    BuzzFeed Group Creative Director

    (4) Bloody Marys

    Via austin.brunchaholics.com

    (2) Grapefruits

    Via bestwaytoweightloss.com

    (1) Pot of Coffee

    Via joshtuper.tumblr.com

    Rangoon Crepes

    Via uncorneredmarket.com

    [Yeah, I have no idea what these are either. This is the only photo I could find of them on the Internet.]

    (1/2) Pound of Sausage, Bacon, or Corned-Beef Hash with Diced Chilies

    Via royalbaconsociety.com

    (1) Spanish Omelette or Eggs Benedict

    Via mystylecloset.com

    (1) Quart of Milk

    Via oconeecountry.com

    (1) Chopped Lemon for "Random Seasoning"

    Via Flickr: bobbie-sue

    "Something Like" a Slice of Key Lime Pie

    Via ingridcakes.blogspot.com

    (2) Margaritas

    Via ifood.tv

    (6) Lines of the "Finest Cocaine for Dessert"

    Via guardian.co.uk