The new red band trailer for Fifty Shades of Black is here, and as you would expect, it's not safe for work.
Marlon Wayans is Christian Black, a mysterious business magnate whose tastes are very...singular.
Meet his sweet ingenue Hannah:
Mr. Black invites Hannah into his "playroom," and her Inner Goddess is unleashed.
*Fans self*
And yes, there's a red room, so it looks like we'll get everything we could want from a Fifty Shades comedy.
We even learn a bit about Mr. Black's "business ventures."
The whole thing is promising to be hilarious.
"I want you inside me," whispered the theaters, gently. Fifty Shades of Black is coming on January 29.
All imagery courtesy of Open Road Films.