10. Deion Sanders
We have No Doubt he regrets that purple shirt.
9. Walt “Clyde” Frazier
This former New York Knick knows it’s a jungle out there, a business-y jungle.
8. Blake Griffin and Chris Paul
They hosted an ugly sweater press conference! So cute.
7. Terrell Owens
T.O. rolls in with a Tina Turner/six pack combo.
6. Joakim Noah
He’s working a “Mark Twain in Cypress Hill” look.
5. Johnny Weir
Guess the dripping in bronze sweatshirt wasn’t available.
4. Shaun White
Shaun White looks like he’s going to a Carrot Top theme party.
3. Wilt Chamberlain
He may have scored over 100 points in one NBA game, but this outfit gets a huge ZERO POINTS.
2. Brian Wilson
This former San Francisco Giant looks more like he wants to be a current Mr. Popper’s Penguin.
1. Dennis Rodman
Rodman has made outrageous outfits into a D-List career.