RULES:
1. Read the entire post.
2. If you get angry, you lose.
3. If make an audible noise of displeasure, you lose.
4. If you throw something, you definitely lose.
CAN YOU KEEP YOUR COOL?
Let's find out.
1. Ahh, another day of commuting to work, school, or wherever it is that made you get up at 7AM.
2. Blah. You find the traffic as soon as you drive onto a main road.
3. Some jerk in an SUV is passing everyone on the right shoulder. NOT COOL!
4. STAY CALM... it'll all clear up after the light.
5. Well... it would have cleared up if you weren't behind the SLOWEST DRIVER in the universe.
6. Then OMG, for some reason someone feels the need to come to a complete stop before making a turn and you almost bump their car. AGHHHH.
7. Breathe. Breathe. OK, OK, you're back on track. You're half-way there!
8. Just try to avoid the people who CAN'T DRIVE because of a little rain or snow.
9. And be careful when you put your blinker on, it's a cue for everyone in the adjacent lane to immediately speed up and cut in front of you.
10. The person in back of you keeps honking as soon as the traffic lights turn green. CHILL, DUDE.
11. I HAVE PLACES TO GO TOO.
12. You're almost there. THINK. HAPPY. THOUGHTS.
13. Careful of this maniac doing 90mph in a 65 zone.
14. Would you just stop tailgating me!? Totally unnecessary.
15. And try to tune-out your backseat driver.
16. Some kids are throwing stuff at people's cars...WHERE ARE THEIR PARENTS?!
17. OK, OK, you made it to the parking lot! Finally. We're good.
DID YOU MAKE IT?
If yes, congrats! If no, you should have listened to your spirit animal, the sloth.
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