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Thank You, Cotton Candy...
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Thank You, Gummy Worms...
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Thank You, Hand Sanitizer Pump in Public Restrooms...
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Thank You, Microbreweries...
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Thank You, Socks with Sandals...
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Thank you, Guy Who Uses the Urinal Right Next to Me Even Though There Are Literally 10 Open Urinals...
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Thank You, The Word "Moist"...
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Thank You, People on Facebook Whose Profile Picture Is a Group Photo...
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Thank You, People Who Say, “Have a Safe Flight,”
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Thank You, Rappers Who Wear Flat-Brimmed Baseball Hats...
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Thank You, Velcro Wallets...
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Thank You, The Name "Lloyd"...
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Thank You, Slow-Walking Family Walking in Front of Me on the Sidewalk...
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Thank You, Hard Taco Shells...
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Thank You, Nightclubs That Turn on All the Lights at Last Call...