1.
For your first day, you freak out about not having any clean clothes:
2.
No matter what you wear, you feel a little ridiculous:
3.
Everyone looks at you funny because you're "the new guy":
4.
You learn dozens of names back-to-back-to-back:
5.
There's so much handshaking:
6.
All your new co-workers want to know your life story (so you tell it over and over and over again):
7.
Finding the bathrooms are always impossible:
8.
You never remember your keycard and are constantly getting locked out:
9.
Everyone's working so hard!
10.
Yet you have no idea what you're doing:
11.
Even choosing a desktop background is surprisingly overwhelming:
12.
The printers are cryptic mystery machines from another planet:
13.
You're not even sure if it's cool to eat at your desk:
14.
You feel silly bothering people with questions like, "Where are the pens?":
15.
You're worried about being too chatty with a higher up you're not supposed to be talking to:
16.
There's nothing going on for your first few weeks, so you awkwardly leave at 5 p.m.:
