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16 Things Every Business Major Knows To Be True

Welcome to the College of Art$ and $cience$. You survived micro, and you survived macro — now launch into the real world with a career at EY.

1. Deciphering a professor's incoherent flowchart is one of life's greatest challenges.

2. Dressing up for a class presentation is half-embarrassing, half-an-absolute-dream-come-true.

3. Take-home tests are miraculous — until you have to do them.

4. Group presentation days can be exhausting.

5. And it's horrifying when everyone in the group receives the same grade.

6. As much as they try, a professor's social media knowledge always feels a little behind-the-times.

7. Much to other people's surprise, business majors dread the idea of a boring desk job...

8. ...but that's not to say they don't fantasize about decorating their future desks.

9. Witnessing a poorly designed deck is like watching local access TV...

10. ...and an overambitious Prezi is nauseating.

11. Giving advice to your liberal arts friends about making money never goes over well.

12. Demanding that your friend pay you back is a completely normal thing to do.

13. Every extracurricular club is a secret chance to be in charge of a budget.

14. Every resume is a rough draft that never feels quite perfect enough.

15. Being emotionally attached to a spreadsheet is a real condition.

16. And finding profit opportunities is a never-ending obsession.

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