Why Exercise When You Can Buy This Snuggie?

Now’s your chance to totally fool people into thinking you’re a college athlete. So long as those people are dumb.

1. We all know Snuggies, right? Yeah, Snuggies are great.

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2. Or maybe you’re more of a Slanket person? Totally fine.

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3. Now, there’s a body-shaped blanket that’ll transform you into your favorite college football player! From this …

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4. … to this!

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5. You look just like the real thing!

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Is one of these guys not supposed to be there? Because I can’t tell!

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7. There are so many to choose from!

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8. If you’re getting a mid-’90s WWF vibe, there’s a reason for that.

Giant Gonzales was wearing muscle suits way before it was cool!

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9. And they’re not just for men, obviously! (Though the football one, kind of makes it look like a woman has a giant penis.)

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10. So maybe basketball is a better idea. Maryland Terrapin? No problem!

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11. Make sure to wear one to your favorite March Madness party, because that will most definitely not be weird.

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via Groupon

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