1. We all know Snuggies, right? Yeah, Snuggies are great.
2. Or maybe you’re more of a Slanket person? Totally fine.
3. Now, there’s a body-shaped blanket that’ll transform you into your favorite college football player! From this …
4. … to this!
5. You look just like the real thing!
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Is one of these guys not supposed to be there? Because I can’t tell!
7. There are so many to choose from!
8. If you’re getting a mid-’90s WWF vibe, there’s a reason for that.
9. And they’re not just for men, obviously! (Though the football one, kind of makes it look like a woman has a giant penis.)
10. So maybe basketball is a better idea. Maryland Terrapin? No problem!
11. Make sure to wear one to your favorite March Madness party, because that will most definitely not be weird.
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