Prince Fielder Causes Small Earthquake With All-Star Game Triple

    The U.S. Geological Survey will be conducting a full review.

    Prince Fielder, who is very large, has 10 triples in 1,254 career games, so one in the All-Star Game is not the rarest accomplishment we've seen this year.

    That didn't make it any less awesome when he did it.

    Via wapc.mlb.com

    (Benny Hill music not included.)

    Perhaps not a textbook slide into third, but at least he didn't swallow his chew.

    Somewhere, Mariano Rivera is still clapping.