Creepy Ronald McDonald Ruins Amazing Motivational Speech

MAKE IT STOP.

1. With sports, you’re never far from a great inspirational speech. Coach D’Amato, for example:

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2. Norman Dale wants to talk about tradition, and you will listen to him.

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3. Mickey? You know he loves you, always will, but you have to GET UP.

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4. This time, it’s … Ronald McDonald? He recited the locker room speech from Miracle to the Allen Americans of the Central Hockey League earlier this month.

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5. And here’s the original (as done by Kurt Russell).

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6. One has a corporate clown delivering his address in a creepy, lifeless monotone that makes you want to take nap on the ice.

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7. Whereas the original plays proud homage to, arguably, the greatest American hockey coach in history.

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8. Allen won the game, 4-0, but there are two larger lessons here: One, never try to mimic the prelude to an iconic Olympic moment.

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9. And two, if you’re going to re-record a classic speech, get the best in business.

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