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I like high fives, cupcakes, baby animals, and falafel. Not in that order. Follow me on Twitter @emvetica

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  • Emcognito   Devon Sawa And Jonathan Taylor Thomas... and thinks it’s OMG, Win & LOL  about 7 months ago ×
  • Emcognito   10 Scathing 'Whitney' Tweets ... and thinks it’s Win, OMG & LOL  about 7 months ago ×
  • Emcognito   Gorgeous Rainbow Hair  about 7 months ago ×
  • Emcognito   Katy Perry Topless Picture Leaked (NSFW) and thinks it’s Win  about 7 months ago ×
  • Emcognito   Unbelievable Dubstep Dancing  about 7 months ago ×
  • Emcognito   Why Does This Children's Book Exist?  about 8 months ago ×
  • Emcognito   Want To See The World's Largest Afro?  about 8 months ago ×
  • Emcognito   40 Things That Will Make You Feel Old  about 8 months ago ×
  • Emcognito thinks Like This Post IRL is LOL  about 9 months ago ×
  • Emcognito   Be Nice To Your Waitress  about 9 months ago ×
  • Emcognito thinks Getting Lucky With Caprice Crane is Cute, Win & LOL  about 9 months ago ×
  • Emvetica thinks E'ry Body Say.....WTF! is OMG & WTF  about a year ago ×
  • Emvetica   Muscles Increase While Brain Cells Di... and thinks it’s Ew, WTF & OMG  about a year ago ×
  • Emvetica   He-Man Said, HEY! and thinks it’s WTF & OMG  about a year ago ×
  • Emvetica   Driving Directions from Japan to China and thinks it’s WTF, LOL & OMG  about a year ago ×
  • Emvetica   Top Emotions from Ron Washington (Tex... and thinks it’s Geeky, Cute & LOL  about a year ago ×
  • Emvetica   The Greatest Moment in TV History  about a year ago ×
  • Response to Top 10 Most Heinous Chuck Norris Movie Covers:

    Ughhh just when you think he can do no wrong.

    Emcognito
    a year ago
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  • Emvetica   Top 10 Most Heinous Chuck Norris Movi... and thinks it’s LOL, Geeky & OMG  about a year ago ×
  • theluxuryspot   The Girl With The Pearl Necklace and thinks it’s Ew, WTF & OMG The Girl With The Pearl Necklace was rebuzzed by theluxuryspot  about a year ago ×
  • Emvetica thinks DIY Viagra is LOL & OMG  about a year ago ×
  • Emvetica   The Real Housewives of DELUSIONMENT and thinks it’s Ew, Trashy & WTF  about a year ago ×
  • Emvetica   The Real Housewives Of CRAP and thinks it’s Ew, WTF & LOL  about a year ago ×
  • EisforEm   Vatooing Your Vagina (Semi-NSFW) and thinks it’s Ew, WTF & LOL  about a year ago ×
  • EisforEm   Vatooing the Video (NSFW) and thinks it’s WTF, OMG & LOL  about a year ago ×
  • EisforEm   Vatooing (because Vajazzling is Obsol... and thinks it’s Trashy  about a year ago ×
  • Yeah I thought it was funny too, when I posted it… on buzzfeed.com ›

    Emcognito 2 years ago 1 response

  • Response to Hilarious as this is, I hope the spelling of…:

    HAHA yes it was, I thought it was blatantly obvious, but it wasn't lol.

    Emcognito
    2 years ago
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  • Response to Did you also miss the SNL sketch about this?…:

    hey marky, stfu and I guess my first grade was a little more gangsta than yours because I def knew this joke then. Let me get you a coaster for your haterade….

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    2 years ago
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  • Response to i feel kind of douchey going to such lengths to…:

    yea, it was kinda douchey lol just email me or some crap instead of blowing me up like that yo

    Emcognito
    2 years ago
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