1. Justin was seen yesterday leaving a Miami jail looking quite chipper.
2. Happy, even?
3. In fact, I can’t recall a single moment where he looked this zesty and full of life-ish.
4. Maybe it was the crowd of supporters waiting outside the gates?
5. Or maybe he remembered he’s a gazillionare who can wear silk shorts?
*Why wear pants at all if you must hold them up? #Lifequestions