Bruce Jenner Grows Glorious Ponytail In Light Of Being Newly Single

    Now that Kris is out of the picture, Bruce can FINALLY let his man hair shine.

    Yes, everyone, I have a mantail now.

    I know. I KNOW.

    It suits me.

    It's luxury.

    It's artistry.

    It's everything that is and everything that isn't.

    THE definition of exuberance, you say???

    OH, STOP IT. IT COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE!

    NO, IT IS. YOU'RE RIGHT!

    ALL SYSTEMS ARE A GO, LADIES.