Alexander Skarsgard Is Single

This fine man recently admitted he’s flying solo. What to do, what to do.

1. I don’t even know where to begin with this very important news.

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2. We could start with his face, I guess? His flawless face.

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3. We could definitely discuss in detail how fantastic he looks in a suit or how we don’t mind his unruly beard.

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4. We could talk about how his natural paternal skills make us all weak in the knees.

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5. Or fantasize about being his vampire lady? Or how we could have been his vampire lady, you know what I mean.

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6. We could definitely agree that he could only wear this forever and still look like perfection.

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7. Or we could pretend we were listening to him talk about cinema but really imagine him discussing the ins and outs of our future.

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8. Maybe spend a few hours pretending to be whoever he’s gazing at?

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9. We could most definitely have a drunken heart-to-heart with this man. Or against this man. What? Ha. I mean. But, really.

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10. Or we could just chat about Swedish men, in general.

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11. We could ask him to teach us this dance he did in Zoolander?

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12. Or share tea and crumpets, perhaps?

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13. Maybe play this really bizarre but weirdly OK version of hide-and-seek together?

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14. We could get our highlights done together.

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15. Alexander, stop it. But, maybe this as well?

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16. So should we all send in our résumés, or how is thing gonna work?

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17. What was the question?

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18. Let’s get to celebrating, shall we?

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