1. DO YOU SEE THIS SHIRT???
Look at this shirt. I mean, wouldya’ look at it!?
2. NO, NOT THAT SHIRT. LOOK PAST THE TAZMANIAN DEVIL SHIRT.
3. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT WITH AN ACTUAL ANGEL’S FACE ON IT.
A wingless angel, some might say.
4. THIS SHIRT WITH THE FACE OF THE HAIRIEST CHERUB ON IT.
5. I MEAN, THIS IS WHAT ALL SCHOOL UNIFORMS SHOULD LOOK LIKE.
6. THIS IS WHAT EMPLOYEES AT SUBWAY SHOULD WEAR.
EVEN THIS MAN CAN”T NOT LOOK.
7. THIS IS WHAT THE LOGO ON RALPH LAUREN’S POLO SHIRTS SHOULD LOOK LIKE.
8. THIS IS THE SHIRT OF ALL SHIRTS.
God bless you, random stranger. God bless you and this wonderful piece of fabric.
9. You’ve made my day and ALL days to come.
*Some* days to come. Not all of them, obviously. I can only think about this shirt for so long.