1. Make your streaks as lengthy as possible, by all means.
2. No, it’s fine. I felt like shampooing the carpet today anyways.
4. It’s great you only do it in the living room, where everyone’s gathering for discussion. I agree.
5. Take your sweet time in here. It’s all about you today, kind sir!
6. Definitely do it in front of your siblings to encourage good behavior. You’re such a role model.
7. Ohhhhh. The bigger the dog, the more fun the cleanup. I see.
9. It’s the weekend, good point. You are allowed to let loose.
10. I see you added more pressure for maximal damage. How thoughtful.
12. Yes, you’re right. It’s technically your area since you shit here as well.
15. No, it’s fine. I had $40 dollars to waste on that bath I paid for you today.
*It’s important to note, if your dog is doing this an excessive amount, please get his bum checked out.