1. You get to college and realize that you can eat whatever you want. WHENEVER you want.
2. The dining hall food isn't great, but it's UNLIMITED.
3. And your meals there are like 90% soft serve, anyway.
4. It doesn't take long before you're justifying french fries as a vegetable.
5. And soon, the walk across campus is your daily exercise regimen.
6. Because taking the stairs is the same as going to the gym, right?
7. Plus, almost every club meeting has free food.
8. And when you're bored in your room, you remember there's peanut butter stored in your desk.
9. Actually, you have a lot of snacks stored in your desk.
10. Whenever you're homesick, you eat your feelings.
11. Whenever something awesome happens, you celebrate.
12. And let's be real...There's. So. Much. Alcohol.
13. Which leads to drunk pizza. A lot of drunk pizza.
14. And the morning after a night out, greasy breakfast sandwiches are the only thing giving you life.
15. But even when you're not drinking, late-night food trips still happen.
16. And during busy parts of the semester, stress eating gets the better of you.
17. Like when you choose food over actually being productive.
18. Or staying in bed all day, avoiding life.
19. You're feeling a little sluggish, so you tell yourself you're going to eat healthy for an entire week. Like for real.
20. So, you try cooking for yourself.
21. Which doesn't turn out exactly how you envisioned it.
22. And then the weekend rolls around, so all bets are off.
23. But these things happen to almost everyone.
24. And these memories are what make college fun.
25. So just embrace it. Live your life.
