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    This Random Twitter Story Ends With A Harry Potter Surprise

    These tweets by @MrLawson are amazing.

    Sit back and scroll as Twitter user MrLawson weaves his tale.

    Story time. So back in my youth I was this little nerd. Did well in classes but mostly I was picked on.

    So this girl is at my class and she's HELLA cute. I'm sprung. I introduce myself to her and we talk. She QUICKLY friend zones me.

    I'm blown but I'm like fuck it, feel me? She bad and man if not today the. Maybe tomorrow. That is, til this WEAK ASS NIGGA comes along.

    One of the main dudes who was fuckin with me, and she decided to get with this herb. I was hurt bruh. Not gon front. Pride took a hit.

    So all the while I'm thinking "maybe this is a phase. She's gonna wake up and realize her dude is a sucker ass nigga." Nah.

    We get older and wouldn't you fckin believe it. Friend Zone mayor fuckib MARRIES this dude. Has a kid and everything. Can't believe it.

    I'm shocked. Cuz I still like this chick and he's clearly a bamma but my hands are tied. But these ppls I knew didnt bang with him like that

    I was like "fuck it. The enemy of my enemy is my friend" so I started rolling with these fools. Til the leader stepped hella out of line.

    Son tried to cap ol girl, her fuckboy husband AND the baby. Somehow the kid lived but shit. He was on some other shit.

    Anyway after all that shit happened I just said fuck it and became the potions master at hogwarts. Always looked after that kid tho.

    If you don't get the story on my TL we not friends for real.