Promoted

This Random Twitter Story Ends With A Harry Potter Surprise

These tweets by @MrLawson are amazing.

1. Sit back and scroll as Twitter user MrLawson weaves his tale.

We get older and wouldn't you fckin believe it. Friend Zone mayor fuckib MARRIES this dude. Has a kid and everything. Can't believe it.

— Ludwig Van Baethoven (@MrLawson)

I'm shocked. Cuz I still like this chick and he's clearly a bamma but my hands are tied. But these ppls I knew didnt bang with him like that

— Ludwig Van Baethoven (@MrLawson)

I was like "fuck it. The enemy of my enemy is my friend" so I started rolling with these fools. Til the leader stepped hella out of line.

— Ludwig Van Baethoven (@MrLawson)

Son tried to cap ol girl, her fuckboy husband AND the baby. Somehow the kid lived but shit. He was on some other shit.

— Ludwig Van Baethoven (@MrLawson)

Anyway after all that shit happened I just said fuck it and became the potions master at hogwarts. Always looked after that kid tho.

— Ludwig Van Baethoven (@MrLawson)

If you don't get the story on my TL we not friends for real.

— Ludwig Van Baethoven (@MrLawson)

Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!

 
  Your Reaction?
  REACT WITH GIF
 

    Contributions

    Here Are The Top Stories
    • Dylann Roof wants to plead guilty to the charges against him in the Charleston church shooting, his attorney said, but a judge entered a not guilty plea for him on Friday.
    • The U.S. Coast Guard has suspended its search for two teenagers who went missing a week ago off the coast of Florida.
    • Beijing will host the 2022 Winter Olympics, becoming the first city to host both the summer and winter games.
    Get The News App

    Now Buzzing