1. "You are more beautiful than the pristine waves crashing upon this beach."
2. "My body has grown weak at the sight of your radiant glory."
3. "At one time in my life this ball of sticks was the most beautiful thing to me. Now, there is you."
4. "You're like a marvelous forest filled with laughter and sunshine."
5. "I am staring at the face of Beauty itself."
6. "How is it possible for such a divine human to exist?"
7. "I cannot look upon your face, for my eyes are not worthy of such splendor."
8. "Your magnificence has rendered me speechless."
9. "I saw you, and I fainted out of sheer wonder."
10. "You are more lovely than even the fluffiest of my siblings."
11. "Stunning! Ravishing! Enchanting!"
12. "You are shining so bright I must seek shelter!"
13. "We are delighted to have gazed upon a beauty such as yours!"
14. "You are the most gorgeous human person I have ever encountered."
15. "Hark! I have found the prettiest in all the lands!"
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