1. Those beautiful eyes of Denver's stare right through your soul! THE HORROR.
2. Be afraid. Leo is innocence in its purest form. Be very afraid.
3. AHHHHHHH! Cool Conner's rosy cheeks and spiky up-do prove that birds are cute. WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?
4. Josie is a cutie in miniature clothing! Look away if you don't want petrifyingly cute nightmares!
5. If you stare at Domino for too long, when you close your eyes the ghost of cuteness will still be there, haunting you.
6. Bo's smile is so happy! How?! HOW?!
7. Not the party hat, Beans! Anything but the party hat! It's just TOO CUTE.
8. If you back away slowly, Lola and her fluff will not overwhelm you. SLOWLY.
9. JUNIPER WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU TO DESERVE THIS CUTENESS IN OUR LIVES. IT'S HORRIFYING.
10. You might be shivering, but it's not from the cold. It's Kip giving you a fright with his exuberant happiness. Why, Kip?!
11. Don't. Make. A. Sound. Leeloo is looking this way, so adorable YOU WANT TO SCREAM, BUT DON'T. SHHHH.
12. But....but....too much fluff was always just a scary old wives' tale. SCOUT CAN'T BE REAL, HE'S TOO FLUFFY.
13. Rory is EVEN FLUFFIER. WE HAVE NOWHERE LEFT TO HIDE.
14. Is nothing sacred anymore? Can we not live without cuties like Wriggly sending chills down our spine?
15. FOUR KITTENS IN A CHAIR. EVACUATE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! TOO. MUCH. CUTE.
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Legally Mandated Warning: If your personal life philosophy prevents you from enjoying things that are (a) Adorable, (b) Cute, (c) Precious, (d) Huggable, or (e) All of the above, this app may not be for you.