1. "Please, no touching."
2. "Don't you ever try to bathe me again."
3. "Just give up, because I will not."
4. "Do you know how many people tell me it looks like a heart? Shut up."
5. "Enough with that horrid noise."
6. "Dear God please let me go."
7. "HEY YOU DON'T CLOSE THE DOOR ON KITTY."
8. "Honestly, the sign is just foolish."
9. "We have collectively decided we're over your presence in our immediate vicinity."
10. "RELEASE ME, TINY HUMAN."
11. "Can you just let me be myself?"
12. "Please quit breathing so loudly."
13. "I'm just annoyed with everyone today, so don't even look at me."
14. "WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A DOG THEN."
15. "How. About. You. Don't."
16. "STOP SLEEPING AND HAVING A NICE TIME."
17. "Go be a tourist somewhere else."
18. "Close the door. I dare you."
19. "I'M NOT HERE FOR YOUR SELFIES."
20. "I don't like birthdays."
21. "Please. Just stop."
