1.
"Honestly this is so much more comfortable!"
2.
"There was only ONE mud puddle and I found it!"
3.
"I like to call this 'off-roading.'"
4.
"Soooo, do you like my art?"
5.
"Yes I did roll in poop and yes it does smell bad."
6.
"I will be laughing about this for days."
7.
"We're pretty much a Dream Team."
8.
"Hey! You're home early, so I'm not quite done decorating yet."
9.
"Seriously, this is so comfortable."
10.
"What do you mean by 'urine trouble?'"
11.
"Honestly I just came out to have a good time and I'm feeling so attacked right now."
12.
"You told me not to climb the trees, but I feel good about this choice."
13.
"I just wanted to see why you liked your toy so much."
14.
"What? Dental hygiene is IMPORTANT."
15.
"Move your feet, lose your seat."
16.
"Well, what's done is done."
17.
"The lipstick was delicious. 10/10 would eat again."
18.
"The fortune LITERALLY told me to eat all your food. I had to."
19.
"Looks awesome, amirite?"
20.
"Just doin' my civic duty to get rid of all hazardously sharp table corners."
21.
"I left you a present on the floor."
