1.
"I am practically invisible."
2.
"I can see you, but you can't see me."
3.
"It's all about flattening the ears. Trust me, I'm a pro at hiding."
4.
"Last time I hid in the sink I was found out. This new plan is FOOLPROOF."
5.
"YOU ARE ONE WITH THE SINK, GERALD, ONE WITH THE SINK."
6.
"Ha, that vet will feel so silly when he realizes there is no cat here."
7.
"They called me The Phantom back when I was a kitten, that's how quiet and sneaky I am."
8.
"Oh, nothing to see here, just an empty sink!"
9.
"They'll never notice me. I'm genius."
10.
"One day they will tell stories of the cat who never went to the vet."
12.
"I could get used to living in here."
13.
"I'm not even worried about getting caught, because it 100% won't happen."
14.
"Tell me when you hear him coming and I'll duck my head down!"
15.
"Humans are so dumb."
