1. "Bae caught me cheatin'..."
"And I'd do it again."
2. "Bitches better let me sleep soon."
3. "Horse balls in my face. The fuck is my life."
"The fuck is my life."
4. "AYYYY I spend all day lookin' at butts."
5. "So you're saying 'It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog?'"
"Bitch you really believe that?"
6. "WTF is that smell?!"
7. "Ya gurl doesn't like either of us so chill out, Gretchen."
8. "Every time I say 'Ho don't do it' she goes and makes another baby."
9. "Try and tell me the dude with the oversized hat isn't creepy af."
10. "So are you a baby or are you a lil' bitch?"
11. "Straight up just peed on your lap."
12. "Literally DON'T have time for this love fest."
"Or your damn attitude."
13. "Are you gonna pick me up off this nasty ass floor or what?"
14. "HAH I know, I'm ugly as shit, so I'll just stay here under this orange tree. It's all good."
15. "Dude I literally am only doing this because you mentioned treats...so like...where are the treats?"
16. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BULLSHIT?"
"HOW ABOUT NO."
17. "Kid, that's a stupid ass thing to do."
18. "If you really want to avoid bath time with me, we're gonna have to throw down some actual ankle-biting."
