1. "You'll never believe what I'm about to give you. IT'S A STICK."
2. "This stick is a fine stick, wouldn't you say?"
3. "This is a good stick, and I'm sure as heck not leaving it behind."
4. "Oh this little thing? Yeah it's no big deal."
5. "It takes a lot of hard work and dedication to be as good of a Stick Hunter as me."
6. "THIS IS MY LIFE'S WORK."
7. "Tra la la la la, I have a stick and it is mine!"
8. "I worked really friggin' hard to get to this point."
9. "LOOK MA, I'M REALLY GOING PLACES THIS YEAR."
10. "Got me a stick, this party has only JUST STARTED."
11. "HeehualibdeuygkyjhbSTICK!!!!!!!!!"
12. "We gotta get home NOW! Buddy and Flufferson are gonna go nuts over this stick I found."
13. "Make way, I'm a professional."
14. "BRB GOTTA GO SHOW THIS THING OFF."
15. "OMG YOU GUYS. YOU. G U Y S."
16. "Go big or go home amirite?"
17. "I'M JUST REALLY HAPPY BECAUSE I HAVE A STICK LOL."
