1.
"Seriously if you bring up whether or not you should text him one more time, I will fall asleep."
2.
"I don't care about how many people liked your stupid Instagram picture."
3.
"Everyone is stressed. We are all stressed. You are not the only one affected by stress."
4.
"Oh great, you're here to consistently bring up that time you studied abroad. Awesome."
5.
"Do you wanna NOT give your input on the meal I am currently eating?"
6.
"I'm sitting in the bathtub because I legitimately thought you wouldn't follow me here."
7.
"I get that so many people are interested in you and you don't know who to choose, but also there are single people like me and I hate you."
9.
"It's making me sad how often you talk about Netflix."
10.
"Oh you're tired? That's enthralling. Riveting. AWE-INSPIRING."
11.
"LITERALLY THIS STORY HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR EIGHT MINUTES AND I TUNED OUT AFTER ONE."
12.
"Heh. Please stop taking selfies. Heh."
13.
"I don't think your joke is that funny, I'm pretty much just being an asshole at this point."
14.
"I've heard you replay 'Trap Queen' in the shower like twelves times in a row."
15.
"Oh, you were talking? LOL zzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzZzzz"
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