E.A. Hanks

E.A. Hanks
   
E.A. Hanks likes long walks on the beach and holding hands, but not at the same time. Never at the same time.
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  • Spontaneous Musical Happenings

    I’m the only kid I know of who like the Nazi part of “The Sound of Music” more than the “I’m am 16, going on 17” part, but this still brings me inexplicable joy.

  • Uno Had A Better Year Than You Did

    Looking back on Uno’s past year, will make you jealous. He’s traveled more than you. He does charitable works more than you. He’s more adorable than you. He’s on People Magazine’s new People Pets beta site. In general, last year’s Westminster Best In Show, is BEST IN LIFE 4EVA.

    E.A. Hanks 4 years ago 2 responses

  • Blankets For Cult Members

    The Cheeriest Klanspeople you ever did see!

  • The Black Hole Of PrettyPorn

    PrettyPorn is like looking at the blog version of an Iron and Wine song: all the hushed melodies and whispered incantations coming together to form the dulcet tones of a very quiet orgy of whimsy.

    E.A. Hanks 4 years ago respond