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15 Reasons Wearing Next To Nothing Would Be The Way To Live

If everyone were naked, let's just say a lot of problems would be solved. Luckily, Durex® RealFeel™ can help you feel every move during the most entertaining naked activity of all...

1. Shopping would be a lot easier.

2. And no more embarrassment over wearing the same outfit as someone else to a party.

3. Streaking would no longer tempt ne'er-do-wells.

4. Manscaping would be elevated to a fine art.

5. You'd always be properly dressed for whatever occasion arises.

6. You'd know exactly what you'd be getting on a first date...

7. ...while also instantly sizing up your competition.

8. You can get a nice breeze when you're working up a sweat...

9. ...which means no more disgusting, sweaty workout clothes lying around your house.

10. You're always dressed for every occasion.

11. Noooooooo taaaaaaaan liiiiiiiiines!

12. Hats would FINALLY get the attention they deserve.

13. And you'll always have a hook to hang them wherever you go!

14. Every slapdash selfie becomes an artistic nude.

15. And most importantly, these little guys wouldn't get such a bad rap anymore: