I don’t think you understand how chain locks work. When the door is open and you can get your hand in, there is tension on the chain preventing you from sliding it over.

“Begging the question does not mean to bring up the question. It means to present as true a premise that requires proof—i.e., taking a conclusion for granted before it is proved or assuming in the premises of your argument what is supposed to be proved in the conclusion.”

How can you call it a McNuggetini when the McNugget is only a garnish? That’s like calling a martini an olivetini because you garnish it with an olive. Stupid.

YOUR LOLCAT SHIT IS GAY

Sans-Serif, no feet on the letters and what not.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sans_serif

broken heart for plugging your crappy website

at least we know the food is fresh there

No, there should not be an ugly tax. Ugly people are not a burden on society, unlike grossly overweight people.

you must be fatty, allison

There should be a “fat tax” that depends on your weight. I bet we would start seeing a lot less fat people if they had to pay for those extra pounds.