Yep. And how does it make you feel to think about the dents in your shoulders being permanent and irreversible? Does it piss you off like it does me? You know, if it wasn’t for huge tits and shitty bras, there would be a lot of unemployed and starving chiropractors! I love these things at this link. They’re da bomb.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0030KPUW0/?tag=buzz0f-20

#3- GEB-ray IGZEE-ah-bee-hair Now give me my free ride, motherfucker!

I feel your pain, girlfriend! H-cups here. I look at these pics and my skin crawls. Plus I wonder, do none of these (dumb) women in them have back or shoulder pain? I do! Do none of them kind of resent having to buy bras from a specialty catalog, pay upwards of $40 for ONE and only get to choose between white or tan? I do! I frickin HATE white bras and underwear! But the people who make them must think women with big tits only want white? We should start up a company with PRETTY bras in big sizes! You ever think about reduction? I did, but then my sister-in-law got hers reduced and the scarring really makes me not want to do it. Although it was pretty funny the first time I saw her after she got the surgery. She walked in the room and I said, “Show me your boobs!” She was like, WTF?! and looked at me with the weirdest look. I let her squirm for a second and said, “I wanna see your reduction.” Hahaha. I guess you had to be there.

“I pledge never to post anything about Charlie Sheen ever again.” Pleeeeeeeeease…can we make this a Buzzfeed policy across the board?! I’m so, so, SO VERY sick of hearing about Charlie God Damn Sheen everywhere 9000 times a day. I don’t wanna see his fuckin worn-out coke-addict saggy face again unless he OD’s and drowns in a sloppy hooker’s herpes hole. Or if he dies in some other ridiculously idiotic way. I don’t care, just die already you dumb crazy fuck.

47 is one of those old-timey fake “seance” type photos that were really popular shortly before and after the turn of the 20th century. The stuff coming out the girl’s ears is supposed to be ectoplasm. There’s a sort of “spirit mist” forming at the floor, the black cat and the skeleton are symbols of witchcraft and death. The cards with letters scattered all over the floor were used during a seance too, supposedly to “communicate” with the dead much like a ouija board.

But drinking peroxide won’t kill you, it will just make you throw up…?

WOOOOOOOOOT!!1!

WHAT?! You mean Lady Gaga did something JUST TO GET ATTENTION?! The hell you say! Meh.

I’d laugh at this if I wasn’t pretty sure that generator is actually what he uses to create the material for his show.

“This is not a First Amendment issue.” Good point. Getting fired from a job for blogging about it has been so common in the last few years I’m amazed more people haven’t learned not to do that shit anymore because 9 times out of 10, employers are well within their rights to shit-can people for it. FFS people, be smart about it and do everything you can to keep your identity hidden if you’re going to tell stories about your job online.