Young Patrick Stewart In Nothing But A Loincloth And Abs

Shakespeare is sexy. The photo — uncovered by Tor — is from Stewart's run as Oberon in the 1977 production of A Midsummer Night's Dream.

All these years, Captain Picard was holding out on us.

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Of course, Sir Patrick believes one stage actor outshone his perfection.

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You can see the whole interview with Sir Patrick and Sir Ian over here.

But we'll let you be the judge.

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