1. You become a master of seeing shadow monsters in your peripheral vision.
Those fuckers aren’t sneaking up on you.
9. No matter where you are, you know what can be cobbled into a weapon.
Whether it be for killer clowns, crazed ghosts, or boring old self-defense from humans.
- Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump have won the New Hampshire primaries for the Democratic and Republican nominations 🇺🇸
- The Supreme Court put on hold President Obama's climate change plan, which aims to curb carbon dioxide emissions from power plants.
- And thank the Force: Disney's profits hit an all-time high of $2.9 billion after the latest *Star Wars* film release ✨💰